Luke. 16. NJ. Kik: dontopenthefridge Snapchat: luketalmadge I like all the basic pop punk. I also like photography, poetry, hockey, fishing, and hiking.

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getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via i-hate-sunny)

Source: getsby

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euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

(via counterprats)

Source: euo

(via deanandhepburn)

Source: ingentingg

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Source: tany4

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scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via ra1chuu)

Source: scottish

ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

(via gnarly)

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dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

(via soy--un-perdedor)

Source: 2460-pun

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via soy--un-perdedor)

Source: life-at-taco-bell

ccyanide:

The Story So Far - Right Here. (x)

ccyanide:

The Story So Far - Right Here. (x)

(via soy--un-perdedor)

Source: ccyanide

sick-burn:

Drown||Citizen

sick-burn:

Drown||Citizen

(via f0rgiver-forgetter)

Source: empty-spaces





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